Top Ten Lines Home From Boot Camp...

[K]

I just got a letter from my son today and there is this one line that makes me chuckle over and over again...I thought it might be fun to share these if anyone else has any. I considered putting it in context for ya'll but thought it wouldn't be as funny. So, in David Letterman style, I will start with my so far funniest line home from my son was:

"I guess not everybody appreciates ninjas."

[Ben's Mom]

My recruiter is a d@mn liar.... we have to do ALOT More things than he ever mentioned!


and another one was "I got a shot in my @ss and the after effects of it was like worse than having a Bad Boil

[MJ__JM's Mom]

Ewwwwwwwwww. That doesn't sound good.

[Rebecca]

I'd write more, but each week we get less and less to play with for letters. I have to shine my boots and iron. I love you.

[Laura E]

My favorite so far is when my boyfrind wrote..."I got to call cadence today in formation, it was AWSOME"!!

....then in the next one he wrote

"I've been made Master AT Arms, I guess the chief didn't like my singing cadences"

LOL, I about laughed my but off, he can't carry a tune in a bucket!!!!!

[Amanda Y.]

My husband wrote me and he said....."Baby, I dont realize what all this ironing is for, but I have seen a grown man cry over getting it worng and having to do BLACKLINE...so dam*it I am officially Susie Homemaker when it comes to ironing crap...."

[Cynthia (#410)]

TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!! :))

[Navypop]

"No more hour long poops". They call it "Pump and Dump!"

[Laura E]

" I hope your having a wonderful Holiday season down there is the land of biscuit and gravy!!" lol

[Tammy - Austin's Mom]

A few funny things my son said:

" I've decided that the RDC's are trying to impose Stockholm Syndrome.......and it's working!"

"I'm on Color Guard and it's very important to NOT drop the flag......that ranks right up there with do NOT drop the soap!"

"I've learned that the recruiters are the salesmen and lawyers of the Navy"

[Cynthia (#410)]

good one about the recruiters

[Cynthia (#410)]

"I know this is the same banana they give us in the mess hall but this one (at home) tastes so much better!" LOL


quote by Steven after 2 months of boot camp and 6 months of A school - his first trip home since he signed up.

[marie (shawn 074 mom)]

as you know mom i couldnt iron or fold to save my life, but after a few 8 counts, screaming in my face . i am now a certified folding and ironing specialist.