Top Ten Lines Home From Boot Camp...

[K]

I just got a letter from my son today and there is this one line that makes me chuckle over and over again...I thought it might be fun to share these if anyone else has any. I considered putting it in context for ya'll but thought it wouldn't be as funny. So, in David Letterman style, I will start with my so far funniest line home from my son was:

"I guess not everybody appreciates ninjas."

[Tina(ship 12 div 377)]

oh that is halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WHITNEY (B's WIFE)]

OMG these are too funny...a few months ago me and my husband sat here reading these and dying laughing..he is currently at boot right now..but he hasnt said anything funny yet LOL...still hope though 2 wks left LOL

[Kelli S.]

My son writes today. "I have a killer sinus infection, before that i had ring worm and it itched like hell. How did it get it, I have no idea."
My son is such a clean freak and wears latex gloves for most everything. So the idea of him getting ring worm really just cracks me up. I laugh everytime i read it.

[Ester Proud Navy Mom of Chris]

"I live in a ship with 87 other men mostly "Cowboys" (mostly mid west) so, we are DIV 188, one division of 88 men (lot of seaman) no pun intended."

[Lizzette.Luis' Mom DIV 189]

My son wrote this "The food is not too bad. They served rice and I was able to eat it after I drenched it with Ketchup."

[Sherri]

"After graduation I can't wait to walk like a normal person" I read it over and over and it always makes me laugh.

[Donna(Joe's Mom-DIV 188)]

My son said he failed his first 1 1/2 mile run by 45 sec because he thought he was gonna pee his pants. I told him next time just pee your pants, It will be dry by the time you done.

[Anne(Steves wifey)]

LOL that is too funny.But I think your reply was the funniest part.

[Nina (Son Eric)]

I just received some letters from my son and he certainly has a few things in them that fit this category that I just had to share. He said "I just got back from 7:00 AM mass. Close to the end of mass, the father passed out plastic eggs to everyone and told us to open them all at once. When we did, we saw there was nothing inside. He said it contained a blessing from Jesus delivered by the Easter Bunny". I think he was hoping there was some chocolate in there. Ha. Then he said his lunch the day before was "cardboard fish sticks". It took him 4 containers of tartar sauce to eat them. Dinner is hit or miss he said. Sometimes it's over cooked pork chops, ham or roast beef. He said all three are served the same size and shaped like a patty---he said "like I'm supposed to think they are real".

[Nina (Son Eric)]

My son said he got his dog tags the other day. I guess he had to bring his folded utility shirt and pants and white undershirts to the chief for inspection. The chief took them and threw them over his shoulder. My son nearly flipped cuz they WERE so perfect--haha. (Never thought he cared.) He said it took him 45 minutes to fold them that perfect. I asked him if his bed was made so tight that a quarter would bounce off of it and he said it was so tight that a paperweight would bounce off of it.

[Carol]

LOL A paperweight! That's funny!!!

[Kathy W]

My favorite from the end of the first letter I received...

Signing off, gotta be up at 0100 to iron some shit, LOL.