Top Ten Lines Home From Boot Camp...

[K]

I just got a letter from my son today and there is this one line that makes me chuckle over and over again...I thought it might be fun to share these if anyone else has any. I considered putting it in context for ya'll but thought it wouldn't be as funny. So, in David Letterman style, I will start with my so far funniest line home from my son was:

"I guess not everybody appreciates ninjas."

[Sponge Dawn aka Sponge Mom]

Marie.. That is an excellent idea! I did the same thing to my son with the Stalking of the postman thread... It's also a hoot! Search stalking mailman.. You should be able to find it.. Or it should be listed on my page in the archives.... These are great threads to send our recruits.. They get a laugh out of them, and they also know we gossip alot lol

[MalaMama]

these are all hillarious and I do think you should send them into Letterman!
"man, these guys really like to hear themselves yell alot!"

[Sherry R.]

My son said..."I could get some sleep if all the married men would quit crying"

[Cassandra S.]

hahahahaha! i hope my husband hasn't been keeping anyone awake!

[Chrystal]

how cute...lol

[Leann]

"Mom, You know that song My balls are banging form side to side?" "well I say , I think so" Corey replies " They must not have been in the navy because we wear whitey tightes and nothing moves in these"

[Jacqueline Manning]

There is a song like that??????? I really feel OLD now!

[Vickie, Brandons Mom]

Ha ha ha ha. Priceless!!!! You guys have made the whole day better.....Thanks, Brandons mom...

[Lorrie]

" these uniforms are sick!!"

[Kim]

My son wrote, you will be so proud of me mom , everyday I have a salad and an apple. LOL this is the kid you couldnt pay to eat vegetables before BC.

[Laurie]

The first call home during boot camp...
"Don't ever let any of your children ever join the military ever again."

[Hobbit's Mom]

Laurie, I busted up laughing at this one!!