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My daughter sent this and I laughed for hours ...Hope you enjoy it

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the
stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sa… Continue

Carrot, Egg, or Coffee...
(You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again...)




A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.

Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first s… Continue

Twas the night before Christmas, the ship was out steaming,



Sailors stood watch while others were dreaming.



They lived in a crowd with racks tight and small,

In a 80-man berthing, cramped one and all.



I had come down the stack with presents to give,

And to see inside just who might perhaps live.



I looked all about, a strange sight did I see,

No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree.



No stockings were hung, shined boots close at hand,

On the bulkhead hung pictures of a far dista… Continue