That funny my son said I have been here for a month and still do not know anything about Chicago.
Someone is rubbing off on him, because he usually mellow. The next line say
I know it is going to be cold when you get here Now you have been WARNED!
My SR described his bed in his letter and and said he has decided that he's a "firm mattress type of guy"? hahaha
When I asked my son how he was dealing with the whitey tighties (far different from boxers!), he said,
"It's not as bad as I thought it would be. I know one thing ... they sure work great for shining my boots!!"