Funny things our SRs say

[Jess' Proud Mom]

I thought that this would be fun to see what our SRs say in either a letter or a phone call to us. 

My son wrote:

Mom, the caviar here is bland and my gold toilet is a little cold but I think I will manage.

I laughed so hard!

So feel free to put down the things that made you smile, laugh or cry from your SR. 

Have a great day!

[KayKay]

Typical the guys blame the girls and the girls blame the guys. I guess not much has changed from when they were little! lol

[Jamie SHIP13 DIV 067]

haha -  I was thinking the same thing :)  Its different divisions also

[Jamie SHIP13 DIV 067]

Bearsmom - LOL - that was funny - you ladies always know when I need a laugh.   On my call my SR didn't say anything funny - OH but leave it up to her mama to come up with something.  She was telling me that she was RCPO - but its pronounced rpoc - so I say HUH - what?  Tupac - Oh I am sorry baby Tupac is dead.  She actually chuckeled a little bit.  I then asked sooo who's bitching is worse - me or the RDC's.  She said oh mom you are up there -  lLOL... At least after all her tears she was able to joke with me

[KayKay]

My son said his RDC is always trying to break his military bearing but can't. Then he went on to say "my mama didn't raise no fool!"

He also said he eats salad with every meal, knowing full well what a great shock that would be as all his life he has hated veggies of all kinds!

[Jess' Proud Mom]

Today, Athena (Jesse's dog) told me that she wanted to write to Jesse. So she wrote him this letter. 
Der Jese, 
I mis you veri much. I am being goodf and not peing on the flor. I hav chasd too sqrils in the tre and havnt eten eny of the chikins or Lulu. Mis is good to me and gav me stak becuse I misd you. She told me that I hav to be brav lik you becuse we are apart and I whin too much. The othr dugs are beng ok two. Max likd my fac and I coulnt get away. I gus she liks me. 
sme tyms Mom cris and I hav to mak hr stop so I whin at her and she smils. She and dad let me slep with thm in there bed. but she guts tird if me farting. Culd you plez tell hur that a bich has to do whut a bich has to do. I do lep in there bed and I lik it. 
Dad givs me xtra treets in the murning and he luks funi wulking down the hull lik a balet dancr playing futbull. He sais I cnt jumb on peple. Then why do I? You tawt me to jump on you. They dont undrstan me lik you do!
Melmel says heey and sneds hur luv. She sais to send hur treets and to hury bak. I dont think you shuld bring hur treets becuz I am yur dug and you shuld bring me treets. I lik stek.
Be rte bak. I hav to lik mysef. Ok. Betr. I mis you amd...... whut wuz I sayin? Oh, yeh, I luv you but mom neds to give me mor treets and a chikin two et. Tell hur. 
I luv you bunchez and am doing gud. I will bite the meen man if you want me too.. I hurd mom say he isnt veri nic to you and the othr guys. She getz mad. But I will do it if you will let me. I lik baby Jaydin. He smelz funi but liks me too. I am dooing a piktur for you so you can rmember me. I mis you. Can I lik yur faz when you com hom? Luv, Athena 

Then she put a paw print on the paper. Then she stepped on another piece of paper with her paws to make his picture. We mailed it out today!!! 
Love y'all!!

[kimmic1989/Eric's Mom]

That's awesome BEARsmom!!!  Hahaha, fun to read....

[Barbydahlzz ALUM 09/075 USS JPJ]

awe thats awesome.....  since im new to this PIR group... Im trying to catch up on everything.... and all your comments are CRACKING ME UP

[FireTeamLeaderWife aka FTLW]

Okay I NEVR SAY this but O.M.G.!!!!!

My dog wrote the very same letter....HA,HA,HA,HA!

Not really...I WISH...I was not that creative...too great and you ladies need to add these to the forum that is on here:

Top Ten Lines Home from Boot Camp

 I spent HOURS reading ALL of it when I coyuld not sleep when our son was in BC and Hubby was in Iraq...it is addicting. I even copied pages of it and sent to Hubby to get a good laugh!

Seriously...lots of members go to it!

[ViolaC]

He constantly reminds me that the food is GOOD! Then he went on to write me a page of the list of foods he has eaten there, half which are chinese (his favorite)..so now I can see why he loves it SOOO much!! Plus he said mealtimes was his favorite part of the day because it's the most relaxing..then comes sleeping of course!!

[Jess' Proud Mom]

I NEVER get more than maybe half a page of writing. UGH!!! Tell Cruz to make him write more stuff!!!! His girlfriend gets more letters than his mom and sisters. Wait!!! He hasn't written his sisters!!! So I only get two and she gets..... many!

[Barbydahlzz ALUM 09/075 USS JPJ]

my sr is loving the food too,  back at thanksgiving they had Crab Alfredo....  HE'S IN HEAVEN

[Sailor's Mom]

Besides the Having fun! haha that he snuck into his "box" written on the inside. The best line was from his first letter. I think it sums up his feelings so well. I am writing to you with my gov. issued pen, on my gov. issued paper, through my gov. issued glasses.