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Permalink Reply by Betsy, mom of Stennis sailor on
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US NAVY OATH OF ENLISTMENT
"I, Top Gun, in lieu of working at Mickey D’s or going to prison, swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES NAVY, because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too "corporate," because I didn't want to actually live in dirt like the Army, and because I thought, "Hey, I like to swim...why not?" I promise to wear clothes that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor Man during summer, and for Nazi Waffen SS during the winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the English-speaking world, using words like "deck, bulkhead, cover, geedunk, scuttlebutt, scuttle and head," when I really mean "floor, wall, hat, candy, water fountain, hole in wall and toilet." I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, rank, and insignia, and everything else for that matter, are completely different from the other services and make absolutely no sense whatsoever. I vow to hone my coffee cup-handling skills to the point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon, and still not spill a drop. I consent to being promoted and subsequently busted at least twice per fiscal year. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I am required to submit myself to the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims of my newfound "colleagues." So Help Me Neptune!"
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Permalink Reply by Lori_KingsBay_USSRI_Radio on
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Love it Betsy - will definitely copy and send to my SR in my next letter.
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Permalink Reply by T'smom AECF / ET on
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjme5MbjWjs
This really isn't "humor", but it is a song my dad re-wrote and recorded to play at my son's going away party for bootcamp. I listen to it often (and cry sometimes!) I thought some of you other mom's might enjoy it. Just plug your child's name in at the end!! I hope the link works, my son always helped me with computer stuff. I have needed his help several times with computer related problems! hahaha Daria -
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Daria,
That is very, very cute. But, yes I did cry too.
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Permalink Reply by KLMkathy on
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Betsy, This is really funny and I can't wait for B to read it. Now can you tell me how to copy just the joke because I keep copying the whole page when I try. lol. Hugs. K
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Highlight the entire joke, then right click and you will see Copy. Click copy and then click paste when you want to paste it somewhere.
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Permalink Reply by Stacey USS George Wash mom on
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Lol, love it, thanks Betsy!!!
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Permalink Reply by Nancy on
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Cute Navy Joke
The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ranch he always wanted. He took with him his life-long pet parrot.
First morning at 0430, the parrot squawked loudly and said, “Reveille, Reveille. Up all hands. Heave out and trice up. The smoking lamp is lighted, now Reveille.”
The old chief told the parrot, “We are no longer in the Navy. Go back to sleep.”
The next morning, the parrot did the same thing. Chief told the parrot, “If you keep this up, I'll put you out in the chicken pen.”
Again the parrot did it, and true to his word, the Chief put the parrot in the chicken pen.
About 0630 the next morning, the Chief was awakened by one heck of a ruckus in the chicken pen. He went out to see what was the matter. The parrot had about 40 white chickens at attention in formation, and on the ground laid 3 bruised and beaten brown chickens. The parrot was saying, “By God, when I say fall out in dress whites, I don't mean Khakis!”
Another Joke
A soldier, a marine, and an airman got into a fight about which service is best. The fight was so heated, that they killed each other.
Soon, they found themselves in Heaven. They see St. Peter walk by and ask, “Which
Branch of Service is the best?”
St. Peter replied, “I can't answer that. But, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him.”
Some time later, the three see St. Peter again and ask him if he was able to find the
answer.
Suddenly, a dove landed on St. Peter's shoulder. The dove was carrying a note in
its beak. St. Peter opened the note and read it out loud to the three fellows:
“Gentlemen: All the Branches of the Service are ‘Honorable and Noble’. Each one
of you has served your country well. Be proud of that.
(signed)
GOD, USN (Ret.)” -
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