~ Your 1st Navy Test ~ Your depper is learning, so shall you!!!!

[Craig]

~ 10 Question Test ~
(posted with permission from NavyDEP.com)

 

Navy Slang test - Do you think you know the Navy basics?

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Rules:
1.  These questions are to be answered without the use of the internet.  Your sailors will not have access in boot camp, neither shall you. 
2.  You will answer each question.  Each questions counts, so it's better to guess than not guess at all.
3.  You are required to post the ones you got wrong at the end. 
4.  The answers are posted below question #10, so when your done, list the questions you got
wrong, just to compare with other family members....No peeking until you complete your test!

5,  Remember, this is only for fun.  It truly doesn't matter how high you score.  What matters is that you learn something about the Navy before your recruit ships out.

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~ The Test ~

Here is a 10 question test.....

 

1. You are visiting Mayport, Florida when you walk into a bar and see your old friend, John Smith, in a Navy dress uniform. After exchanging greetings, you say you’re surprised to see that he has become a seaman. John indignantly replies that he is not a seaman, he is a "snipe."
What is a snipe?

 

1. A Navy SEAL
2. An officer
3. An engineer
4. An aviator

2. After a few words of conversation, John mentions that he is currently assigned to a "bird farm."
What is a bird farm?

 

1. An aircraft carrier
2. A submarine
3. A repair ship
4. A destroyer

3. Jack is a Gunners Mate (GM), while performing routine maintenance on a 5 inch gun, he decides
to “Gundeck” the maintenance so he could get done sooner?
What is Gundeck?

 

1. To lay the barrel of the gun on the deck to clean, rather that obtaining the correct equipment, to
get the job done sooner.
2. To clean the barrel with a round metal brush, thus, the barrel and the shell will have zero clearance. This is similar to car engines and heads that get decked to make them with zero clearance.
3. To mark a maintenance or PMS check as complete without doing the actual work (Pencil-whipping).
4. To oil the barrel of a gun. The oil what originally made by a company called the Deck Gun
Company. Sailors thus call it Decking (oiling) the barrel.

4. You order a round of beer for yourself and your friend. As your shipmate takes a drink, He says: "Boy this really hits the spot. We just got back from a Med cruise, and for the last three weeks, all we had to drink was bug juice."
What is "bug juice?"

 

1. Kool-Aid
2. Powdered milk
3. Water
4. Canned soda

5. As you are enjoying your beer, John spots a friend of his on the other side of the bar and points him out to you. "That's Jack Jones," he says, "he's a bubblehead."
What is a bubblehead?

 

1. A submariner
2. A Seabee
3. A civilian
4. A welder

6. Jack comes over to your table to join you. You notice his left arm is in pain. When you ask him about it he replies, "Oh, I just got my crow tacked on yesterday."
What does this tell you?

 

1. He has had a vaccination
2. He has injured himself
3. He has been promoted
4. He has been drinking too many beers (12 oz curls)

7. You also notice Jack is sporting a black eye. When you ask him how he came by it, he replies: "Oh, some friends of mine were out celebrating last night, and we got into a fight with a pack of jarheads."
What is a jarhead?

 

1. A member of the Coast Guard
2. A civilian
3. A Marine
4. A homosexual

8. You and your friends decide to leave the bar and take a tour of John's ship, the USS Monica Lewinsky. While you are walking to your car, you pass a shop and John says, "Wait here for a minute. I want to go inside and get some 'geedunk.'"
What is/are geedunk?

 

1. Contraceptives
2. Shoe polish
3. Asprins
4. Candy/Pop

9. The three of you arrive at John's ship, and he begins your tour. Taking you to the engineering spaces, he tells you that when the ship was returning from its last cruise, she was going "balls to the wall."
What does this mean?

 

1. The ship was steering erratically
2. The ship was leaking
3. The ship was experiencing mechanical problems
4. The ship was cruising at maximum speed

10. You are walking down a passageway when you come to a door. You start to open it, but John stops you. "Don't  open that door," he exclaims, "It's the Goat Locker!"
What would you expect to find in a Goat Locker?

 

1. Prisoners
2. Female Sailors
3. Classified material
4. Chief Petty Officers

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THE ANSWERS:

 

1. You are visiting Mayport, Florida when you walk into a bar and see your old friend, John Smith, in a Navy dress uniform. After exchanging greetings, you say you’re surprised to see that he has become a seaman. John indignantly replies that he is not a seaman, he is a "snipe."
What is a snipe?

 

Answer: 3. An engineer
Engineering ratings crew members in the engineering rates; someone who works in the engineering spaces and seldom is seen topside when underway. MM's (Machinist's Mates) are the ultimate snipes. In today's modern gas turbine fleet, also includes GSM (Gas Turbine Specialist, Mechanic), GSE (Gas Turbine Specialist, Electrician), and EN (Engineman). Non-rated (i.e., E-3 and below) personnel who work in engineering are known as firemen, not seamen. They can be distinguished by the fact that they wear red stripes on their uniforms, whereas seamen wear white stripes.  It is believed that true snipes cannot stand direct sunlight or fresh air, must have machine oil in their coffee in order to survive, and get nosebleeds at altitudes above the waterline. It is also firmly believed that fresh-air Sailors who venture into SNIPE COUNTRY are never seen again.

 

2. After a few words of conversation, John mentions that he is currently assigned to a "bird farm."
What is a bird farm?

 

Answer: 1. An aircraft carrier 
"Bird Farm" a common nickname for a aircraft carrier. "Birds" are the aircraft themselves.

63 = USS Kitty Hawk

41 = USS Midway

68 = USS Nimitz

3. Jack is a Gunners Mate (GM), while performing routine maintenance on a 5 inch gun, he decides
to “Gundeck” the maintenance so he could get done sooner?
What is Gundeck?

 

Answer: 3
To mark a maintenance or PMS check as complete without doing the actual work (Pencil-whipping).
In the Navy if you are caught intentionally falsifying logs or records, filling in the blanks just before an inspection, you will be hammered. This is one of the Navy’s biggest pet peeves.

 

4. You order a round of beer for yourself and your friend. As your shipmate takes a drink, He says: "Boy this really hits the spot. We just got back from a Med cruise, and for the last three weeks, all we had to drink was bug juice."
What is "bug juice?"

 

Answer: 1. Kool-Aid
Not real Kool-Aid, but a Kool-Aid type beverage ubiquitous on Navy ships. I found it vile. It is usually orange or red in color and is made from some unknown chemical compound. The differences in color are purely cosmetic; it all tastes the same. Med cruise is short for Mediterranean cruise. A Western Pacific deployment is called a West Pac. Believe it or not, Bug juice is used to clean brass fire station hoses nozzles. You leave the nozzles in a bucket of bug juice for a day, they come out nice and bright, much like coke.

 

 

5. As you are enjoying your beer, John spots a friend of his on the other side of the bar and points him out to you. "That's Jack Jones," he says, "he's a bubblehead."
What is a bubblehead?

 

Answer: 1. A submariner
Submariners are referred to by personnel on surface ships as bubbleheads (among other things). Submariners call surface ship Sailors “Targets”. They have just approved females to be bubbleheads.

 

 

6. Jack comes over to your table to join you. You notice his left arm is in pain. When you ask him about it he replies, "Oh, I just got my crow tacked on yesterday."
What does this tell you?

 

Answer: 3. He has been promoted
When one is promoted to the paygrade of E-4, one becomes a "Petty Officer." Petty Officers wear a badge denoting their rank on their left arm. It consists of an eagle (or crow) on top, with one or more inverted chevrons below it, denoting one's rank. On dress uniforms, there is a symbol embroidered between the eagle and the chevrons that denotes one's specialty, or rating (for Electrician Mates' it is a globe, which looks exactly like a basketball; for Boatswain's Mates, two crossed anchors, etc.) All of one's shipmates of equal or higher rank celebrate your promotion by hitting you, a small smack to so congratulations.  However some try to hit as hard as they can, on your rating badge which totally goes against the tradition. This is called "tacking on the crow." This is a lot of fun for the tackers, not so much fun for the tackee. In the newer, more proper Navy, this is not allowed because of the idiots that try to hit hard.  I don't care what it is, there is always idiots out there.

 

7. You also notice Jack is sporting a black eye. When you ask him how he came by it, he replies: "Oh, some friends of mine were out celebrating last night, and we got into a fight with a pack of jarheads."
What is a jarhead?

 

Answer: 3. A Marine
The Marine’s work under the Department of the Navy, the women’s department. j/k
The word “Jarhead” is reportedly, due to the "high and tight" haircut favored by many marines; it looks as if someone put a bowl on the victim’s head and cut or shaved off all the hair that protruded. At the back of the head, you will see folded up “rings” of skin folds that appear similar to the one used on canning jars, making him, litterally, a "jar head”.

 

 

 

 

8. You and your friends decide to leave the bar and take a tour of John's ship, the USS Monica Lewinsky. While you are walking to your car, you pass a shop and John says, "Wait here for a minute. I want to go inside and get some 'geedunk.'"
What is/are geedunk?

 

Answer: 4. Candy/Pop
Geedunk is a generic term for any kind of sweet, but usually it implies a candy bar or a can of pop. The National Defense Service Medal, which is given to everyone who served during specific periods of time, is sometimes called the "Geedunk Medal.". BTW: The name Monica Lewinsky was used to throw you off, but it does look like she had too many geedunks.

 

9. The three of you arrive at John's ship, and he begins your tour. Taking you to the engineering spaces, he tells you that when the ship was returning from its last cruise, she was going "balls to the wall."
What does this mean?

 

Answer: 4. The ship was cruising at maximum speed
This term has nothing to do with the male anatomy. An early type of engine governor (speed control) consisted of two metal balls connected to a shaft. As speed increased, centrifical force made the balls move outward. At maximum speed they would be horizontal, nearly touching the walls of the space that contained them. Hence, when a ship is going "balls to the wall," she is cruising at high speed.

 

10. You are walking down a passageway when you come to a door. You start to open it, but John stops you. "Don't  open that door," he exclaims, "It's the Goat Locker!"
What would you expect to find in a Goat Locker?

 

Answer: 4. Chief Petty Officers
The "Goat Locker" is the berthing space for Chief Petty Officers (CPO) onboard a Navy ship. It may get its name from the fact that CPO's are older than most of the crew (i.e., are "old goats"). The female CPO berthing is called Menopause Manor.

 

 

Did you like this test?  Please comment just so I know someone is reading this stuff....I might write more if I see people do read it....

(Frankly I'd love for you to list the ones you got wrong, just for fun)

 

[LI mom]

Okay that was fun. I got 5 out of 10 pretty good for not knowing navy lingo.

[terriopt ship 13 div 322]

Got a few wrong (10, 8, 3)  and a few right but like it.  It is a great way to learn so jargon

[Sunshine Sandy]

Had fun taking the test, got 3,4 & 6 wrong.  I feel like I learned something!

 

[teacher/mom Ship 11 Div 108]

Loved the test I got a few wrong need to study alongside my son a little more BTW he leaves for BC in Jan 2013.

[Bri's Mom]

I only got 2, 7, 9, and 10 correct

[Laxer1031mom (ship12Div119)]

Loved the test only got 3 right have to learn a lot but my son does not keave till jan 2013 so gives me sometime

[Andy's Mom]

I only got #4 and #9 right.  I guess I have a lot to learn but my son is always studying his material so I haven't had a chance to read any of his information - does that get me off the hook?  My step-dad was a Pearl Harbor Survivor and those were two terms I remember him making.

[MilSup4Life]

This was fun...and I'm sharing with my Depper.  We'll see if he does as good as his momma. :-)  I missed 2.  #3 Gundeck and #10 Goat Locker. 

[herbgarden(Ship12Div085)]

This was cute. I got #'s 3,6,10 wrong. My Dad was also on an LST in the Pacific in the last 2 years of WWll. He ended up being a Gunners Mate. Of course I got that question wrong, but then I doubt he ever did that. He became a police officer, and also is a hunter, so always cleans his guns properly.

[Jazzy's Mom]

I did better than I thought I would. But then I've been scouring this site for the past month and a half (even though I just joined this group last night)

 

5. As you are enjoying your beer, John spots a friend of his on the other side of the bar and points him out to you. "That's Jack Jones," he says, "he's a bubblehead." What is a bubblehead? I answered Welder

6. Jack comes over to your table to join you. You notice his left arm is in pain. When you ask him about it he replies, "Oh, I just got my crow tacked on yesterday." What does this you? I answered Vaccination

[Birdie's Mom SHIP12DIV218]

Well, I have a lot of learning to do!  I missed 1, 3, 5, 6, 8 and 10.  I haven't seen my daughter's Start Guide - it's been tight in her grip since she received it.  I do enjoy Trivia!

[jillsknittingagain]

Loved this test.  Knew some, some made sense, some I have used and never knew why....  will do this with my son and see how much MORE he knows than I do!